urban dic self absorption

That one social media trend where every fucking person you follow, posts their name and urban dictionary description to there name in there story and you just wanna die.
Did you see Daves urban dic self absorption? He's the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves.
by gloi kiwi November 22, 2021
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Dic Mac

1. (n.) An apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
1. "I was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac."
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
by Ilovemycyberboyfriend August 31, 2010
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Quarantine Dic

When you make a glory hole through a prostitutes facemask in order to comply with CDC guidelines behind the liquor store dumpster
Took my quarantine dic to get some essentials from liquor store alley Sally
by Evill April 16, 2020
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Dic Blasting

The act of submitting a contribution to Urban Dictionary
Good one! I’ve not heard of that phrase before. I’m going to get to dic blasting that!
by Schwibs June 22, 2019
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Urban dic

A place where memes go to writhe in filth and coalesce
I searched Urban dick on Urban dic and it gave me some interesting results.
by Theuglyman July 30, 2018
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Urban Dics

"Small cock having lazy shits that can't do jackshit themselves and live in a basement all having lemon parties, if I get banned well then you just prove my point"
Stop having urban dics

DONT BE AN URBAN DIC
by TheGOAT_GIO June 25, 2017
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urban dic

Yeah man look it up, it’s on urban dic”
by jacqitoff May 14, 2022
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