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Jumble a Bitch

Jumble a Bitch (v)- "You ever fuck a girl so good, that after you bust, you look over and she was out, you broke a bitch, that ladies and gentleman is what I call jumbling a bitch" - King K da Plug

History:
"Jumble a Bitch" was first started by King K da Plug whilst hanging with some females. Feeling that there were no fun ways to explain the act of fucking a girl real good, he decided to start "Jumble a Bitch". Soon after the creation of this term he released a SoundCloud song called "Jumble a Bitch".
MC Peaches - "How was your night with Bella?"
King K - "bruh it was lit... straight jumbled a bitch"

MC Peaches - "dayummmm, jumble a bitch!"
by Tyrone June 14, 2018
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As a bisexual man..

said by Bilzo in the halloween stream by Tubbo.
Context:

Tommy: "I want it up the ass"
Tubbo: " Why would you want it up the ass"
Tommy: "Bilzo take it away"
Bilzo: "As a bisexual man..."
*Something awkward*
Someone: "As a bisexual man..."
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Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.
"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"
by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008
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Son of a biscuit

A slight more polite way to say "Son of a *****"
You stupid son of a biscuit, just shut the front door you mother father
by Chris Redmond January 11, 2004
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astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.
Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!
by Dogs! May 17, 2010
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a billion dollars

What's cool.
You know what's cooler than a million dollars?

A billion dollars.
by SpruceBringsteen October 18, 2010
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bend a biscuit

The act of passing a bowel movement, see also "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", "drop the kids off at the pool", "stock the lake with brown trout"
Dude, I need to bend a biscuit bad, I've got a turtle head pokin' out.
by dilligasty August 19, 2008
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