bert mccracken

Bert is the wonderful singer of The Used. He gives the band most of the edge. I too would have the urge to hump his leg...

maybe i will...

by :o) August 5, 2003

Bert-A-Holic

A person addicted to Bert McCrackenthe amazingly talented singer of the band The Used! Bert is amazingly talented, gorgeous and soo sweet anyone and everyone should look up to him. This man has been through sooo much in his life and he has overcome all of it. This man is amazing. I love him!

Brittany is a Bert-A-Holic.

by Brittany Johnston June 5, 2007

Bert Mccracken

Marrahs husband since,like,forever!
(No really,the used are amazing!thankyou to all of them for being so talented.Its the only one of my cds that i can listen to and genuinley feel something for!!)

'Marrah will you marry me?...
yes indeed i will!'

by Marrah-Elena January 23, 2004

Bert and Ernie

Ernie Bery

Bert hi
Ernie hi Bert and Ernie

by Super Coopz November 12, 2019

bert mccracken

Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::

I wanna F*** Bert McCracken!

by Jennifer September 12, 2003

bert is evil

A common phrase used by Sesame Street haters and homophobes as an excuse not to watch the show.

Bert is evil. End of story.

by melo the reaper June 11, 2006

Bert and Ernie

A girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.

-"I pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place.."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."

by mrsclaaaaark August 20, 2011