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Your mother ain't shit 

Something you say when you've been dealt a vast amount of ownage. It's a compulsory response to having your ass handed to you. It's usually uttered in the hopes of saving face.

your mother's clam 

a phrase used to describe the genitals of the person in question's mother, often used interchangeably with "your mother" after something is said to achieve insult or "burn"
"I can't take this any longer"

Your mother's clam can't take this any longer!"
your mother's clam by Kerplunck! February 11, 2015

Your mother's mother's face

The next level in the progression of the "your mother" insults, after "your mother's mother" or "your mother's face". Should be used in the same meaningless fashion as "your mother", perhaps when you've run out of insults, or need a step up from the lame "your mother" insult already directed at you.
Person 1: What up
Person 2: Your mother
Person 1: Yeah well your mother's mother
Person 2: OHHH well your mother's mother's FACE!
Person 3: BURN!! He's got you there...

Your mother times 3 

Your mother is gay so you are also
Your mother is gay so you are also your mother times 3

your mother cut slope 

a remark made when someone insults you and you have nothing to say. they will not understand this phrase because they'll be wondering why the fuck their mother is cutting a slope and not a skin fade like all the matreps. thank me later
"eh fuck you la your gf left you right"
"YOUR MOTHER CUT SLOPE LA KANINA"
"what"

Your mother is a cankerous whore

Jack Blade quote from Tropic Thunder. His character was experiencing withdrawl from cocaine and he was tied to a tree. Crazy shit ensued.

Basically, It means your mother sleeps with everyone and has deseases between her legs, and most likely, you are unwanted crotchspawn.
"Your mother is a cankerous whore!"
"Damn."
"Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I didn't mean it man, she's a nice lady." - Tropic Thunder