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Yaoi paddle

A short paddle with the word yaoi writen on both sides. It is meant to hit you on the ass to show how much of a fangirl you are or gay/lesbian at a anime convention. Usually you are asked first, if not you have every right to hunt them done and get them banned form the convention. Usually done by fangirls or fanboys.

One side is the soft core side, which is meant to be used softly. The other side is the hard core side, which is meant to used more roughy.

It was first invented at Ota-kon, a anime convention in 2002-2003. Due to fangirls running around and hitting random people without asking, it has been banned at Ota-kon since then.
Person1 "Soft core or hard core?" *holds Yaoi Paddle up*

Person2 "Whut? Aw hell no. No Yaoi Paddle."

Person1 "Awwww."
by TheWinterMoon May 24, 2009
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yaoi lemon

To understand this term it's good to know what the individual words mean in the context that they are in.

Yaoi is the Japanese word for male homosexuality. Put simply it means "gay". The word is actually an acronym that comes from the Japanese phrase, "YAma nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi." meaning no climax, no point, no meaning. Yaoi has also come to describe a particular genre of Japanese shows (anime) and comics (manga) that depict male homosexual relationships. These types of shows are becoming increasingly popular among (mostly) female fans of anime and manga. Fans of yaoi often take their favorite male characters, from any anime or manga, and pair them together (regardless of sexual orientation in the original story).

The second word, lemon, is a term used amongst the fanifiction community. Quite frankly it means that there will be a graphic sex scene in any story designated as a lemon. These types of stories would be ratedp either NC-17 or X by the MPAA. Usually authors will inform the reader of any lemons at the beginning of a story. Lemons refer to any type of sexual activity that includes penetration of some sort. Another term that is used alongside lemon is "lime". This is simply a less graphic description of sexual acts. These stories usually do not go further than heavy petting. Lime's are also more commonly referred to as "shonen-ai" meaning boy's love in Japanese.

So if we combine the two words the meaning is: a story that graphically describes the sexual acts of two male participants whose characters usually come from Japanese anime of manga. Typically these types of stories focus completely on the sex scenes and consist of little-to-no actual plot.
A yaoi lime: "Sasuke grabbed Naruto and desperately pressed his lips against the other boy. He could already feel himself growing excited and began to grind against Naruto."

A yaoi lemon: "Sasuke quickly shoved his cock into Naruto's ass hitting the fox boy's prostate and making him moan."
by combo_bass December 12, 2008
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yaoi fangirl

1. A girl who is absolutely obsessed with yaoi, and usually shonen ai as well. Most (but not all) yaoi fangirls are into anime/manga, and can be at any age (Don't think that just because they're 13 they don't understand buttsecks!)

2. A girl who will go nuts over two extremely hot/cute guys together and is always ready to claw out some poor fellow's eyes if they disrespect their favorite pair (EX: LxLight, RikuxSora, SasuNaru, ect.)
Yaoi fangirl: OMG OMG OMG I LOVE THIS NEW PAIRING!!!

Random guy: Ughhh gross

Yaoi fangirl: SHADDUP!!! >.<
by Skitskat W. July 17, 2010
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yaoi queen

when an anime fan girl is so obsessed with male on male love anime, it is almost disturbing. and it's disturbing factor goes through the damned roof when she starts pairing her irl male friends with each other.
oh, liz is such a yaoi queen. she paired me and josh earlier
by the_yuri_king 6969 March 16, 2016
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a verse in a famous song called "Cat & Dog".
feel like cinderella naega byeonhae yaongieseo turn into your own jindosgae yeoldu sie jibe deureogagi jeonen ne juwireul jikiji eureureonghae is used when you are singing the song or you just feel like cinderella and you're telling your friends to turn into a jindo dog.
by goggleszs March 22, 2022
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yaoi

Anime, manga, or fanfic that depicts explicit relationships between two males. Usually focuses on the passionate/ lustful/ physical side of the relationship, unlike shounen-ai which focuses on the romantic/ loving/ emotional side. Usually R rated or higher.
Even if you have no problem with homosexuality, I would not recomment showing yaoi to your kids.
by K. R. H. September 15, 2005
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Yaoism

An unofficial, polytheistic religion that worships yaoi and/or shounen ai and the two gods Uke and Seme
Yaoism is common amongst girls, most of them being girls who like or love anime.
You sin in Yaoism when you favor yuri over yaoi, blaspheme yaoi, or go against yaoi. Those are the three common ways to sin, but there are plenty more.
Yaoism does not have a book to follow yet. The belief of Yaoism is spreading across the globe. The holidays of Yaoism are on March 25, May 10 and December 18 to 21. In order, they are Analster, Hangover, and Yaoika.
I worship the gods Uke and Seme of the religion Yaoism.
by Tails Turrosaki December 22, 2009
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