The dying yak is where, a man or woman who has a retarded amount of pubes, hovers over a sleeping persons face and proceeds to fart. At the same time they start making moaning noises. This represents the sound of a hairy and dying yak who has been immobile for days.
Hey bro have you ever heard of the dying yak? Well allow me to tell. Lets say someone has passed out on the couch with shoes on of course. So you will remove your pants, hover over the passed out persons face. Cup balls and lift towards stomach. Proceed to wrench out the most disgusting fart ever and moan in a deep fashion. This will represent the sound of an immobile and dying yak. (The fart and hairy taint add for effect)
by D1bull54` October 02, 2009
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Our Scrum Master on our recent sprint really knows how to make "yak rabbit" soup, he carried on and on about that one component in the build until it seemed like we were trying to invent cold fusion technology coupled with loss-less solar energy technology but found no definitive solution or end goal in sight.
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by DeezzzzzzNuts March 29, 2016
When Dixon's wife came home late and drunk, he worried how she had gotten grass and mud into her panties, however on closer inspection he realized she had fallen victim to being a slumbering yak
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