Xiao

I don't know who you are but i just know that Xiao is much more hotter than you, even though he doesn't exist. he is STILL the most HOTTEST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUSLY HANDSOMELY ADEPTUS. well ofcourse the other adeptus are also hot, if u simp for madame ping....stay away from me...

Person 1: Did you see the adeptus xiao ???
Person 2: Bruh how are you so late in spice news..
Qiqi: A...man called Xiao...called Qiqi to...heal your...minds...
Person 1: Eyo...WHAT.

Xiao: your minds are....somewhat...scary.

by Human :) August 17, 2021

Xiao

xiao, the most cute motherfucker to ever exist yet also the saddest. you take one look at his backstory, and start sobbing so bad.

" yo, have you heard of xiao? "

" bitch stfu i cry abt him every night"

" same though "

"4lifers ig "

by xiao my beloved September 4, 2021

xiao

xiao from genshin impact is very pretty he can choke me till death i love him very much

he's my everything
if he doesnt come home on his rerun i will cry and kill everyone in my vicinity, my hand is very lonely, hey *twirls hair* marry me xiao
my beloved

''xiao my ring finger is empty let me fix that''

by Whoiscindy June 17, 2021

Xiao Hao Zong Bean

chicken and noodle and sweet bean inside dumpling very yummy

Herro, do you have Xiao Hao Zong Bean P-rease, thank you very muchhy, thank you fat American piggy piggy fat pig

by Xiao Ling Bing January 9, 2025

Anti xiao action

A group of foodist made by me to target someone named spawnismlords_xiao

Anti xiao action is the best

by Scott555 October 15, 2025

Kelvin Xiao

Individuals who refer to themselves as "Kelvin Xiao," (Emphasis on "refer," because we all know their government name is some Chinese ahh name) are known for fumbling Korean girls by asking them for hugs.

Kelvin Xiao: "abg blocked me 😭"

by 30yoWomenVictim February 3, 2025

xiao

anemo boy from genshin impact that i love too much. hes so fucking hot and cute at the same time it's insane. he's so lovely and adorable i want him so bad. i want a plush of him just to look at and squeeze and AAAAAAA I WANT XIAO. he's beautiful, golden eyes to green cool tatoos on his arm, has a lot of simps, is cute, and emo i love him so much i totally didn't write this to show my love for xiao to the world ◍•ᴗ•◍

i love xiao so much

by ☆ sydo - xiao's lover November 22, 2021