wuhuman

wuhuman is a woman but buff and dumb. she hates being called it resulting in her destroying who ever thought of it near her

person 1: hey jim you see that wuhuman over there.
person 2: dont let her hear you say that she will destroy you.
wuhuman: me smash human.

by chucken nugites October 26, 2020

Wuhan oven

Lightly pulling away ones mask, inserting ones cheeks and ripping ass. Once ass ripping has commenced the mask is released, sealing it within.

Wife fell asleep with her mask on so I wuhan ovened her ass.

by Phatrick&Hootson December 6, 2020

Wuhaned

Derived from the term ""Wuhan Virus" which was used early on in the pandemic.
"Wuhaned" is used as a verb to quickly describe the process of catching COVID19 with one simple word.

Joe: Bruh I got wuhaned when I went to that party, Someone had the virus there.

by MuneyBoiJ December 23, 2020

Wuhmo

/Wuh-Moe/
A derogatory term used to identify a woman who is either sick or mentally unstable that is incapable of showing morality or respect and uses people to fulfill their own mental desire for validation and or comfort and or security.

Victim: She was only friendly and flirting when there was nothing better to do or she wanted something. Whenever I tried to follow up with conversation and try to get to know her she was distant and in denial and treated me as if I was nothing.

Friend: Man you got played by a wuhmo you gotta watch out for those.

by DTRNCDISP January 22, 2021

wuhan tower

Being tested for COVID 19 while on all fours. One doctor will swab your throat and the other will swab your anus. While testing they will high five in the tradition of the Eiffel Tower.

My doctor's Wuhan Towered me yesterday at the clinic. They both came back negative.

by Pazmania January 28, 2021

Wuhan

Verb. 1. To dismiss a plausible theory in a ridiculing manner as a "conspiracy theory", as a herdlike mainstream narrative.
2. To dismiss a plausible theory as a "conspiracy theory", as a (concerted) intentional disinformation campaign.

My widespread public concerns are legit, don't wuhan me bro!

by kattloxo June 4, 2021

Wuhan

Screw up royally then try to obfuscate by suggesting alternative sources for the screw up

Admit it , Donny, you fucked up, we all got fucked over by your fuck up, now stop trying to Wuhan us over it. Nobody believes a fucking bat swapped motor oil for your transmission fluid.

by YJLAW1 August 4, 2021