woof

something you say when things are not going great.

person a: i heard kelsey and david are dating again.
person b: woof. they are toxic together.

by phynneas February 28, 2022

dingle dangle woof-woof

Verb : An idiotic noise, usually made in someone’s sleep.

You were Dingle dangle woof-woofing last night!

by William Shakesphere May 19, 2022

Woofed

A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof

"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"

by ImJones November 26, 2018

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by URhuhvbu hb bub bu. buubbbbuhi July 6, 2021

Woof

"Woof" is another word for someone who shouts or barks at them. Typically used when parents have a woof with their disobedient teenagers. Parents a barking mad.

To have a "woof" with someone. He/she had a woof with me.

by Jay John July 14, 2023

woof and meow

Chinese food, commonly disguised as chicken or beef. In reality it's dog and cat meat.

Let me get some of that woof and meow on rice wit a egg roll .

by La Definer December 6, 2017

woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014