Willy Wonka's lost buck-toothed, low-IQ cousin who spouts pure left-wing bile to anyone who's willing to listen.
I can't stand that annoying bastard, Willy Woka - he's a real garbage pail who ruins everyone's day with his bad wokitude.
He should go back to New Woke City where he belongs!
He should go back to New Woke City where he belongs!
by La Pluma May 15, 2021
AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.
by Silly Tilly December 09, 2013
The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.
“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”
"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
by Beztheowl July 29, 2009
While drying off in the locker room, I didn't appreciate dude dragging his Kevin Willis across my feet ...
by Shzae March 14, 2008
an urban poet; shifty willis represents the misunderstood. everyone has a shifty willis inside of them.
the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around
the real shifty willis wanders the streets of rotto, as an old quokka. just keep an eye on your luggage and bikes when he might be around
holy shit is that shifty willis?!
by shifty willis enthusiast 69 December 13, 2022
it's like after you eat at a fast food place you just get up an leave your dirty napkins, papers and stuff on the table instead of putting them in that bin that is marked "TRASH"
by Willie Wanko February 08, 2015
Meaning Your Penis Is Under The Weather. And You Cannot Get An Errection. Excesive Masturbation May Cause Willy Weathers.
by Dwayne Rock The Johnson September 08, 2009