WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?

You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!

Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

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Hym "I KNOW! The words change but they all mean the same thing. I wish you could see yourselves chanting in unison because it looks like someone typing 'fuck the retard and kill the whore' over and over again on Urban Dictionary. 'We know who you are We know who you are We know who you are We know who you are We know who you are We know who you are We know who you are We know who you are' it's all I ever hear from you useless fucks. Holy shit must your lives be bleak."

by Hym Iam February 13, 2023

National appreciate the person who likes you day

February 22nd is National appreciate the person who likes you day. Even if you rejected them. So go ahead and appreciate them so that they feel better.

Person 1:Hey! It’s National appreciate the person who likes you day!

Person 2: Hey I really appreciate you

by >:Skeezer:< February 17, 2023

Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

the song from dead island that goes like

"Ha ha ha, you ain't scared. Yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh.

Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete
Cut 'em up butcher style, gators in the swamp
Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet
Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want?
Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a boogeyman beast
Leave 'em slashed from they head to they feet
Pin pricks to the chest of a bitch well earned
Cookin' meat, cannibal tryna eat

I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, bitch?
Drink blood like a vampire without warnin'
Who do you voodoo, bitch? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night

I can say the rest but its too long

Guy: Heard of Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

Dead island hater: Is it from the shitty zombie game with a trailer with no gameplay?

Guy:*Laughs in rage mode*

BREAKING NEWS! DEAD ISLAND FANATIC FOUND DEAD! IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE KILLER, REPORT IT NOW!

by diet dying light October 13, 2023

friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.

Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you

by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022

Who are you?

How did you get into my house, oh god

Who are you is a saying that-
OH GOD, WHO ARE YOU?!?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE, I’M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE

by Clancy1819 August 7, 2023

reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023