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Team Whale

A group of fat teenage boys residing in New Jersey who go around to restaurants (namely Fuddruckers and White Castle) eating as much as possible. Easily identifyable by ignorant screaming and the mocking of the way one of the group members laughs. They often make jokes about ShopRite and Home Depot.
Skinny Person: "Wow! All of Team Whale is going to have a heart attack before they're 20 years old!"

Team Whale Member: "OHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!!"
by Some Dumb Skinny Kid March 7, 2011
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Whale Carcass

A tainted vagina that belongs to a morbidly obese woman.
Todd ate Rosetta's whale carcass.
by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018
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Cider whale

A term commonly used atleast in Finland for overweight women who look like they drink a lot of cider.
Hey Janari, look at that cider whale who got stuck in her chair!
by poreet September 22, 2019
mugGet the Cider whalemug.

whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person
oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!
by jbp123 July 11, 2011
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Whale hunter

A man best known for hooking up with the biggest chicks he can find at the local watering hole.
Person 1: Hey dude did you that chick David brought back home last night?

Person 2: yea what a champion whale hunter!
by Gotemdavie October 13, 2016
mugGet the Whale huntermug.

Sperm Whale

Sperm whales can grow to 52ft long and up to 77,000lb - 130,000lb. The reason they can become so big is because they live for a long time, 60 to 70 years to be exact. They have one of the largest global distributions for any whale in the world. They can range from the equator to the Arctic and Antarctic oceans. The sperm whales prefer to live in deep water. Because of being a toothed whale, they do not eat krill like all whales with baleen. Instead they eat sharks, squid, skates, and deep water fish. The whales are endangered because of whaling and other deep sea fishing. It is important to help save these amazing and magnificent creatures.
by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 20, 2020
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Whale War

Two or more oversized white women fighting it out
"Dude, you see that fight?"
"Nah man"
"Oh dude, you missed a total whale war!"
by georgiahomeboy113 December 26, 2008
mugGet the Whale Warmug.

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