Wesley Crusher

A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.

My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Wesley hills

A person who can except that being fat is a choice and is fine with being fat

Your such a Wesley hills

by The one and only John Doe May 12, 2019

wesley wifi

poor

bruvvvv you have wesley wifi

by nigletsoup April 22, 2020

Pulling a Wesley

A saying used for when someone is doing nothing for a long period of time.

Josh: so what're you doing today? Any plans?
Jack: nah man, I'm pulling a Wesley

by emrowca December 28, 2022

Paul Wesley

When a guy is funnier and cooler than the way he act around his friends, he became the main character with you.

Ohh😩 this guy is so nice! He is such a Paul Wesley. I like him better that his friend Damon🤨🙌!

by Xoxogossipjojo June 25, 2021

Wesley Montgomery

Awesome black jazz guitarist/singer,

Wesley Montgomery is the best black jazz guitarist

by p0pcorn72 December 9, 2010

Wesley Moore

The freaking bad ass drummer of Seven Story Fall. Known well for his fabulous hair and hardcore drumming abilities.

Cool Kid 1; Yo breh did you see Seven Story Fall's set last night?
Cool Kid 2; Damn straight I did. Wesley Moore is BOSS!

by Kuhhristyn! September 1, 2009