Wedding Glove 

When you jizz the in the sleeve of someones jacket sleeve. When the person puts there arm in the sleeve there hand is covered in white.

Teddy Bear why did you jizz in my sleeve? I got Wedding gloved.

Wedding Glove by Teddy Beab February 21, 2011

Wedding Cake Surprise 

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.

Wedding Cake Surprise by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011

Wedding jewel 

A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.

The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.

- I'm going for a wedding jewel!
~ Which one?
- An ampallang, or a PA, i have to decide yet.

Wedding jewel by Dalliwerke October 23, 2012

wedding yogurt 

(a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.

(a) Taste my wedding yogurt.
(b) Taste the wedding yogurt. It's lemon sherbet.

wedding yogurt by youleekmadeek November 13, 2013

wedding jitter runs 

Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.

Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.

wedding jitter runs by Hollaaa July 21, 2014

wedding bells

To be a prick

"I hear wedding bells" said the prick.

wedding bells by potatolad123 March 4, 2015

wedding dunk 

A wedding dunk is a massive lesbian orgy that some women have the day/night before the wedding.

Example: The night before maria's wedding we all had a wedding dunk and it was amazing.

wedding dunk by Josephi Krakowsi October 4, 2017