WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025

Wanky blanky

When your at post drinks, and you jerk it off under the group blanket.

Ahh will! You having a Wanky blanky?

by Peanut1788 June 25, 2019

Ookie wankie

A fat lard. Aka jabba the hut looking head ass mug lol

Your a stupid ookie wankie

by Tp. Bonghole October 21, 2022

Wanky

Something that looks strange or physically disheveled

She re-opened the envelope, so the packaging looks wanky

by gubzthewubz December 4, 2021

Danky Wanky

probably the server with most retards that will go tell you to go kill yourself just for fun. BUT they say it out of fun.

kids on Danky Wanky... dont to drugs

by burizon November 4, 2022

danky wanky

its a fat retarded man that likes to eat meth named muhazz or muha

that fat man was danky wanky dave

by bigbooooooooosbs June 9, 2022

Wanky

Wanky is a slang word created by the people of Syracuse,Ny. Wanky simply means

1 • stinka
2. • bae
wanky can be used such as

wanky
wank
wank wank
wankster

wanker
wanky wank
wanky bae
wank boo
wanky boo
wanky + their name

person 1: you seen ka’deijah story ?
person 2: yeah das my lil wanky

by wankyynique March 28, 2024