Wanky Chafers

Putting pounds of mud up your ass and then farting.
Man I tried Wanky Chafers and that shit hurt man. My ass cheeks got stuck together and it reeked like mouldy cheese. Fuck you Reddit
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
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Stanky wanky

The act of shitting qand Masturbating at the same time.
Bro didn’t have enough time before work us the throne and bust one out, so he did w stanky wanky and got both out of the bed way at once.
by That High school dictionary November 01, 2022
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Stanky Wanky

Some loud pack of that za!! It stank so good and so strong and it leaves you super high and super coughy
I’m smoking on some stanky wanky; it made me start crying
by SlattPack May 08, 2024
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Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021
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Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 05, 2021
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Wanky bridge

When you get a hand job on a busy city bridge
Marcus loves a wanky bridge, especially in Chester
by Owens wan kenobi July 20, 2021
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