Volvo Driver

A teacher of drivers education classes that is forced to watch Red Asphalt, Toe Tag and other disgusting crash videos far too often causing paranoia on the road.

The Volvo Driver showed us another awful bloody crash movie today.

by dragondiscuscoach April 13, 2010

Volvo

Best Swedish made car ever built with a 4 cyl. safest vehicle ever built since they moved away from Ford Motors Inc. great power for the price. a car you want to be in in the event of an accident or a roll over. very durable engines with high horsepower at low rpm. 2015 xc90 t6 has the turbo and supercharger.

ford owner: my truck can stop on a dime

volvo owner: you have to use your break pedal, i dont. the car does it for me with cw-eb.

by killerskull97 August 7, 2016

volvic touch

Great skill in the touching of the vulva.

In that moment, I knew she had the volvic touch.

by UnderPoweredService June 15, 2017

voldysbussy

A funny ass content creator who loves edsheeran and has a shitkink

Voldy: “edsheeran can rail me”

Everyone: “ew wtf”
Voldysbussyfollowers: “we get this everyday”

by Wendywillamsass August 20, 2021

volvo

A car driven mainly by people over the age of 60. Looks and feels like driving a 100-ton brick shithouse. You can hit curbs, pedestrians, and other cars and not leave a scratch in your bumper. If anything on your volvo ever breaks or needs replacing, no matter how small, it will cost you 800.00. If the airbag ever goes off it will most likely decapitate you too. The cupholders.... oh wait... the early 90's volvos DON'T HAVE CUPHOLDERS. If you drive a volvo you're an asshole, bottom line.

Hey look at that guy driving a volvo, what an asshole.

by Domino June 8, 2007

volvo

pronounced vuuulllvvvoooo.
used by stoned teenagers along the california coast to describe anything and everything.

dude, don't get sand in my volvo.
get the fuck outta my volvo.
where's my volvo?

by bobertothe2nd July 20, 2008

Volvox

The most holy and super name in the universe. All who do not worship the name and the person Volvox must burn in hell. Praise Volvox and his followers.

Volvox is so cool, I wish I was Volvox or one of his followers. I wish Volvox would love me. Volvox is too cool for people who aren't Volvox.

by Volvox July 14, 2004