Hoéjà vu is the feeling that one has experienced a certain hook-up, date or booty call before. Hoéjà vu is a feeling of familiarity, it can apply to people or places.
"I think I have had this dick before."
"That's Hoéjà vu."
"This apartment building looks familiar. I'm having Hoéjà vu. Oh that's right, the guy in apartment D got up in my guts!"
"That's Hoéjà vu."
"This apartment building looks familiar. I'm having Hoéjà vu. Oh that's right, the guy in apartment D got up in my guts!"
by Thomas The Troll Engine August 18, 2018
Ok heres what i think deja vu is. there are two possibilities.
1. Since humans only use about a quarter of our brain power we may be experiencing a sudden increase in our minds capabilities for a short moment resulting in a psychic remembrance of a current situation causing you too feel you have experienced it already.
2. There is a matrix and a glitch has occured. what happens is you experience a repeated situation then you say "didnt this happen already" and then the programmers of the matrix program your mind to say oh its just deja vu.
1. Since humans only use about a quarter of our brain power we may be experiencing a sudden increase in our minds capabilities for a short moment resulting in a psychic remembrance of a current situation causing you too feel you have experienced it already.
2. There is a matrix and a glitch has occured. what happens is you experience a repeated situation then you say "didnt this happen already" and then the programmers of the matrix program your mind to say oh its just deja vu.
by ur dads hairy nipple August 07, 2005
i was going down on this chick when i had a sudden instance of rugja vu. i could have sworn id seen it before, perhaps on the internet.
by rug connoisseur March 28, 2009
Sensation of have never been through a situation that is being produced for first time.
Opposite of： déjà vu
Opposite of： déjà vu
Tobias： woah bro, i just had a jemais vu, i had the feeling i never raped anybody before.
Jeremias： because you hadn't idiot
Jeremias： because you hadn't idiot
by Sepiaa July 23, 2017
A contraction of déjà vu and high. The experience of doing something high, forgetting about it, and not remembering what you did until you’re high again, and do the same thing.
Examples of híjà vu:
1) I lost my TV remote for a few days after getting high. I got high again a few days later, went to the freezer for some ice cream, and there the remote was in the freezer!
2) Last night, I got high and watched The Incredible Burt Wonderstone thinking I hadn’t seen it before only to realize I had watched the movie while high a few years ago.
1) I lost my TV remote for a few days after getting high. I got high again a few days later, went to the freezer for some ice cream, and there the remote was in the freezer!
2) Last night, I got high and watched The Incredible Burt Wonderstone thinking I hadn’t seen it before only to realize I had watched the movie while high a few years ago.
by asdfghjkllllllllasdfasdfll November 28, 2018
Originated from the meme where a car turns off of an exit and proceeds to drift up a mountain, To Deja Vu is to move in something that is capable of rolling(or moving in one direction where the nose of that something in pointing) in such a way that you are moving perpendicular, or at an angle within 90 degrees, of where the nose is pointing.
by MaestrasGoodBoy February 28, 2019
The opposite of de javu; the occurrence of something so uncommon and unexpected that it calls for an exclamation of surprise.
Mollie exclaimed, "Woah, vu jade!" when a dwarf riding a white stallion leaped in front of her car at an intersection crying "Give me freedom or give me death!"
by mehmenaha December 13, 2010