VPOM

When You Are Very Protective Of Whats Yours and what's yours only 🤴🙆 ♂️ Referring to what's yours in a relationship

GF: I'm mad at you for not letting me go see him !
BF: I'm just VPOM

GF: I'm mad at you for not letting me go see him !

BF: I'm just VPOM

by YUngBloxxaBung August 27, 2017

VPL

1. acronym for 'Visible panty line'
-for women only
-or gay men (rare!!)
2. said only to people of the same sex: guy to guy talking about a girl with vpl or girl to girl talking about a girl with vpl.

1. guy to girl: i like your vpl
-girl slaps guy-

by hatemeorloveme April 22, 2009

V.P. Blowjob

V.P. stands for Vomit Poop, also called, "The Vice President". A V.P. is when, whilst tossing the lover's salad, the recipient has a bowel movement of substantial size. The blow-ee, unfazed, proceeds to give the log a blow job. The recipient is careful not to pinch off the loaf as long as possible. The blow-ee deep throats the mud monkey until vomiting is induced. The blow-ee is then obligated to gargle his or her own vomit while blowing. Hence, both parties are fully aroused and ready to move on to more hardcore shit.

Hey baby, I just finished a half pound block of cheese. I'm ready for that V.P. Blowjob.

by Inventor not practitioner January 4, 2010

shar.s.v.p.

to do the opposite of what you say you are going to do, specifically for planned events or gatherings. the opposite of a r.s.v.p.

did he shar.s.v.p. that he was going to the party on saturday? i have no idea why he never showed up. he never does what he says he is going to do.

by The_Planner_2011 March 21, 2011

VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

Did you see Sarah Palin at that McCain campaign rally the other day? That chick's a VPILF!

by Scott269 October 23, 2008

VPA

Acronym for "Virtual Personal Assistant " or software that performs virtual tasks such as opening apps or files, usually performed via voice commands. Popular ones are Siri (Apple), Cortana (Microsoft), and Alexa (Amazon).

I love bossing my VPA around at work and at home. Cortana and Siri respectively

by Mftheory April 4, 2017

VPILF

Sarah Palin

vice president i'd like to fuck.

Sarah Palin is a VPILF

by tonitewedineinhell October 21, 2008