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An acronym. Stands for Very Professional and Efficient.

Excellent work and beauty that cannot be described by any other.
Man a: Look at this speaker wiring job I did.
Man b: That's VPAE!

Man c: Fry's suck, everything's been open and returned.
Man b: That's because they're not VPAE.
VPAE by v00j00 July 11, 2003
Related Words
VPA • VPAC • VPAE • vPaff • VPASU • vpat • v pants • V Pack • V-Pain
Short for 'vague passive-aggressive status update.' Applies to people who post things on Facebook that make no sense to anyone and allude to situations that no one cares about. Usually in the form of broken sentences with horrible spellers. Most common among women age 18-35. Abbreviation is placed in the comment section to let the person know they are being annoying.
'I just give up on everything!'
'Ppl need to kno when 2 stfu!'
'When will it ever stop....'
These all merit 'VPASU' in the comments.
VPASU by jamieramone August 8, 2012
He is experiencing VPAT after what happened in prison.
vpat by dasalesguy August 24, 2017
vPaff is the greatest gamer, youtuber, tiktoker, basketball player alive. He's loves caprice and he's rage for everything. Do not dare him for 1v1 in fortnite. ('Cause he gonna lose and he's such a noob) But at least he's pro player in Terraria.
vPaff Is The Best!
vPaff by vPaff November 20, 2021
Virus Pusher Against Clotshots
Del Bigtree is the Grand Poobah of VPACs

(EDITOR, please see: apocalypticyoga. wikidot .com/virus-pushers-against-clotshots …Check for common/trending usage on Facebook, Twitter, Telegram, Substack )
VPAC by ApocalypticYoga August 30, 2023
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