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An acronym. Stands for Very Professional and Efficient.

Excellent work and beauty that cannot be described by any other.

Man a: Look at this speaker wiring job I did.
Man b: That's VPAE!

Man c: Fry's suck, everything's been open and returned.
Man b: That's because they're not VPAE.
VPAE by v00j00 July 11, 2003
Related Words
VPA VPAC VPAE vPaff VPASU vpat
Short for 'vague passive-aggressive status update.' Applies to people who post things on Facebook that make no sense to anyone and allude to situations that no one cares about. Usually in the form of broken sentences with horrible spellers. Most common among women age 18-35. Abbreviation is placed in the comment section to let the person know they are being annoying.
'I just give up on everything!'
'Ppl need to kno when 2 stfu!'
'When will it ever stop....'
These all merit 'VPASU' in the comments.
VPASU by jamieramone August 8, 2012
He is experiencing VPAT after what happened in prison.
vpat by dasalesguy August 24, 2017
vPaff is the greatest gamer, youtuber, tiktoker, basketball player alive. He's loves caprice and he's rage for everything. Do not dare him for 1v1 in fortnite. ('Cause he gonna lose and he's such a noob) But at least he's pro player in Terraria.
vPaff Is The Best!
vPaff by vPaff November 20, 2021
Virus Pusher Against Clotshots
Del Bigtree is the Grand Poobah of VPACs

(EDITOR, please see: apocalypticyoga. wikidot .com/virus-pushers-against-clotshots …Check for common/trending usage on Facebook, Twitter, Telegram, Substack )
VPAC by ApocalypticYoga August 30, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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