VPA

Acronym for "Virtual Personal Assistant " or software that performs virtual tasks such as opening apps or files, usually performed via voice commands. Popular ones are Siri (Apple), Cortana (Microsoft), and Alexa (Amazon).

I love bossing my VPA around at work and at home. Cortana and Siri respectively

by Mftheory April 4, 2017

VPAE

An acronym. Stands for Very Professional and Efficient.

Excellent work and beauty that cannot be described by any other.

Man a: Look at this speaker wiring job I did.
Man b: That's VPAE!

Man c: Fry's suck, everything's been open and returned.
Man b: That's because they're not VPAE.

by v00j00 July 11, 2003

VPASU

Short for 'vague passive-aggressive status update.' Applies to people who post things on Facebook that make no sense to anyone and allude to situations that no one cares about. Usually in the form of broken sentences with horrible spellers. Most common among women age 18-35. Abbreviation is placed in the comment section to let the person know they are being annoying.

'I just give up on everything!'
'Ppl need to kno when 2 stfu!'
'When will it ever stop....'
These all merit 'VPASU' in the comments.

by jamieramone August 8, 2012

vpat

Vicious post anal trauma

He is experiencing VPAT after what happened in prison.

by dasalesguy August 24, 2017

vPaff

vPaff is the greatest gamer, youtuber, tiktoker, basketball player alive. He's loves caprice and he's rage for everything. Do not dare him for 1v1 in fortnite. ('Cause he gonna lose and he's such a noob) But at least he's pro player in Terraria.

vPaff Is The Best!

by vPaff November 20, 2021

VPAC

Virus Pusher Against Clotshots

Del Bigtree is the Grand Poobah of VPACs

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by ApocalypticYoga August 30, 2023