Ur mom 

It is just to me a silly thing to say or just like Your mom is asleep.

UR MOM/Your mom is asleep.

Ur mom by ella_loves_jesus April 18, 2023

Ur mom 

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

Ur mom by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

ur mom 

it is ur parent

i am ur mom

ur mom by i am the person who made lthis September 28, 2018

ur mom 

the person you "popped" out of, after she had sexual inter course, and got prego!

Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM!"

ur mom by Kelly April 8, 2003

Ur Mom 

....

waiter... What would you like for DESSERT this evening...?
Dumbass... UR MOMMM!!!!!!!
waiter... How much of a tip are you goin to leave...?
Dumbass... A big one... in UR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ur Mom by @the3muskiteers(find us on ig) October 22, 2018

Ur mom 

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Dude: ur mom
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Ur mom by Nihfpuiyc.jyCkyv.kyvkyv December 1, 2021

ur mom 

said as a filler, used as a sarcastic retort to something obnoxious, meaning most likely to shut the hell up and stop talking, or take the direction of the conversation a different way.

That guy is an idiot. Ur mom's an idiot.

ur mom by jax November 16, 2004