TAPS

(Psych) Thick As Pig Shit.
Condition where a child appeared to be completely un-educatable, slow, moronic and lazy, frequently getting into trouble for which (in former times) the only solution was repeated savage arse smacking and caning. These punishments are now known to bring temporary relief from the underlying cause of TAPS, i.e. Anal Distraction Disorder (see ADD). The term is now obsolete, being the former psychological term for the condition now recognised as ADD.

Strueth! that Sheila was so TAPS, just could not take a hint, I had to dump her by faking my own death.

by Effluent Mills October 18, 2008

taps

Football shirts as worn in Scotland

Hello mother, have you washed any of my Rangers taps. I have no money and need to go to Archibalds for a tap.

by Jock fae Fife May 25, 2006

trapshit

a crazy party, so lit it's dumb

That was the craziest trapshit ever.

by johnny skiling August 2, 2017

Traps

Australian slang from the gold rush era. Originally referred to police officers who would go around the gold fields to inspect gold mining licences who would use any excuse (such as your licence was not on your person) to arrest (or "trap") you. Later used for the police in general.

"Look out! Here come the traps!"

by RTM 1963 December 4, 2014

Traps

Slang word meaning friends, originated in Sutton schools see: mate homey blod bredrin friend

Yo, Mr Gardners safe, he's my traps.

by Helen January 21, 2005

traps

A trap is a animated guy that dresses up as a female to have sex with another man

Traps are gay

by FukPanda September 27, 2017

Tapsquatch

a combination of the words tapout and sasquatch used to describe groups or teams. It is often used as the name for an awesome group.

We are group Tapsquatch.

by ***** Parade May 14, 2008