weather for two

A moment of wanting your bf or gf to come to you in a room for sex usually in cold and moody weather
It Is weather for two today
by Maya dela Rosa February 24, 2022
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Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.
"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"
by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011
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Two hander

A penis long enough to be held by two hands, one in front of the other, with room to spare.
When Velma unzipped Shaggys' Levis, she saw that he was a two hander, requiring more work than she wanted to put in that night.
by V3lma September 04, 2009
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Two trucks

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by The great satas June 08, 2021
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Two-a-days

Two-A-Days, or sometimes known as Hell Week, is a term in football to describe when a football team has practice twice a day: in the morning, and in the afternoon or evening. Two-A-Days are usually done the beginning of fall, such as the end of July or mid-August, but are sometimes done on a daily basis for some teams.
Two-a-days,,,,practice from 230pm until 8pm
by 5 J's August 17, 2007
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Droppin two's

The act of putting up the 2-fingered peace sign. Usually signifying a person's exit.
Steve: "Hey man, wanna hang out some more tonight?"
John: "Nah man, I shouldn't. I gotta get home and go to bed."
Steve: "Alright dude."
John: "Droppin two's, man."
by Decimotox October 25, 2009
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Two minutes

A unit of time defined by the difference between the initial iMessage notification chime and its followup.
Oh, is that the same message or did I get a new one? Guess it's been two minutes.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 03, 2019
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