twilight

a book thats had brain-washed female teenagers by make vampires sparkly and werewolves cuddly. It was made into a movie with the most unattractive cast in history. Its the reason why the world is so corrupt,

teenage girl: OMG!!!! Twilight is so awesome! I love vampires! I want to meet one sooooooo badly.

guy: Why would you want to meet a vampire? Wouldn't it kill you?

teenage girl: No! Vampires are good people! They just want to help!

guy: Are you right in the head?

teenage: You need to be more like Edward Cullen

guy: I'll go buy some glitter right now

by Maddiee21031 February 24, 2010

twilight

a book, movie, etc. made up of random vampires killing other vampires and doing pointless crap. also the devil's bible(if you have a girlfriend i think you already found that out), this series makes women want their guys to be like drake or whoever the hell his name is to be like him for her. its also torture in the movie theaters.

guy obsessed with twilight: hey dude, i came out of the closet yesterday, i finished up twilight.

bystander: WOW..................................................

by stormshellx June 07, 2010

twilight

gay

Sparkly Vampire (he was cooler/manlier in Vampire's Suck when he rode a Segway) twilight (it said I had to include the word)

by Fracken McKracken December 21, 2010

Twilight

Brainwashing at it's finest.

Worst book in existence, not worth your time.

Rabid Twilight fan: OMGZZZ!!eleven!11! EDWARD ROX MAH SOXXXX!!! HE ISH TEH BEST MAN IN TEH UNIVERZZZ!!!

Girl #2: No he's not. He's just a word.
Normal person: Dude, turn off the capslock.

by Zeriyan January 26, 2009

Twilight

IT'S GODAWFUL! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE! HORRIBLE!

"Have you seen Twilight yet? If you haven't, don't. It's so bad."

by E-Lizzard-Breath March 25, 2009

twilight

one of the many banes of humanity twilight has converted many teenage girls into dribbling idiots who can't spell
also see: twitard

twitard: 1SNT TWiLIGHT DA BEST BUK EVAR!!!!!ONE!!!111111!!!ELEVEN

normal human: no i prefer harry potter, twilight's plot is almost nonexistant
TWITARD: BUT 98% AOF TEH TEENAGERS LUVDA BOOK YOU AHZ NO LIFE!!!!!111ONE U PROBABLIEZ HAZZNRT READED DA BOK
normal person: no i just dont like twilight
TWITARD:*assaults normal person*

by finally some sense February 09, 2010

Twilight

A stereotypical vampire romance novel series written by Stephenie Meyer, the movie of which used the remaining sparkles from The Labyrinth on all the cast members portaying vampires in sunlight.

normal girl 1: Did you see Twilight in theaters?

normal girl 2: Yeah, but Edward sparkled like The Labyrinth, the effects were kinda suckish, they didn't go in chronological order, alot of Jasper's screen time was cut, they didn't even mention he had a special power too, and there were too many fangirls screaming whenever Carlistle or Edward Cullen got a close-up...

fangirl: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!

normal girl 2: I might just go kill myself...

by melloshark October 05, 2009