Twilight

the gayest vampire book series and movies of all time, they literally destroyed the true definition and good oppinions of real vamires.

Dude, ive read the twilight series 36 times and scene the movies 18 times and now all i think about is how they glitter and how unbelivable well they fucked up vampires!

by Alla is mother russia :] August 5, 2010

Twilight

A movie and book that middle aged mothers watch when dealing with a divorce.

Sphen - "My mom's really into Twilight at the moment"
Dan -"Oh no... Say bye bye to your dad then"

by Phantomlight March 30, 2019

Twilight

The sworn enemy of Harry Potter fans and MLIAers. A crapptastic movie wich accomplishes nothing but discretiting Linkin Park, by using one of their songs. twilight I shal never forgive you!

Twilight: Ehhhh. Look at me im Twilight. I think im gonna ruin and annoy every sane person in america!

Me: screw of.

by MeAteYourFood March 3, 2011

Twilight

A beautiful time of day, between day and night, very inspiring time with amazing lighting.

.........and a crappy book.

We went on a date at twilight.

by the Awesome Sause November 28, 2010

Twilight

The most famous keyboard slam of all time

Girl- want to watch twilight?

Boy- sure! *shoots himself*

by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013

Twilight

1)N. The time between dawn and sunrise.

2)N. The most disgraceful attempt at a book in history, making a choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia sound, to a sad and depressed high school girl, like a good idea, written by a vary pathetic excuse for an author named Stephenie Meyer.

1) "Hi honey isn't twilight beautiful."

2) "The Fuck was that bitch Stephenie Meyer thinking, vampires are not emotional sissy boys, do not attend high school. DO...NOT...SPARKLE!!!"

by VampireKittyCat December 15, 2012

Twilight

Great if you run out of bog roll.

Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.

by Cassiopeia R December 27, 2011