twelve

a person of any age or age group that displays the mental or behavioral qualities of that of a 12-year old. twelve (12) in this definition is used as an adjective rather than the traditional noun (being the literal number '12'). being called "twelve" is never used as a compliment, this is strictly an insult. if "twelve" is used to suggestively address someone who is obviously younger than 12 years of age, they will likely be offended. this term is solely used toward anyone obviously older than 12 years of age, as it signifies lack of experience, common sense, or maturity that should exist in someone of their true age.

Person 1: uranus is my favorite planet. get it? get it??? urrrr anussss
Person 2: bro what are you twelve? go sit down somewhere, man.

by TheOneAndOnly0929 January 17, 2024

hang twelve

Used to describe a female surfer who rides naked. See hang eleven.

Brah, did you see her out there? She loves to hang twelve. Gnarly man, get pitted.

by OfMooseAndMen May 21, 2020

The District Twelve

When you finger a girl with three fingers that resemble the resistance symbol from the Hunger Games.

Brad: " Yo I saw that you went home with Sally last night. How'd it go? Did you close bro?"
Chad: "Yeah bro I was fingering her and she said to use another finger and I did the Hunger Games whistle and gave her The District Twelve."

by bzeast69 December 8, 2019

Twelve

Cops, police, feds and all that shit
Fuck twelve

Shit, there is a twelve knocking kn the door

by Sandy Low Rider July 19, 2017

Twelve Sharp

the 12th novel by Janet Evanovich featuring the bounty hunter Stephanie Plum.

Twelve Sharp is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023

twelve

the age of most children who play fortnite

Person 1: Hey, see that kid over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He must be twelve!

by dufixuonsfos February 16, 2019

Twelve

A series about cats and dogs that makes you cry and feel other things. Common side effects after watching this are crying, and yelling things such as: "I CAN RELATE" "SAME" "I SHIP MOP" "I SHIP MIMP" "I WANT MY TWO REAPERS TO MAKE LOVE" "WILLOW DESERVES TO HAVE FRIENDS" "I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ITS *IMP*ORTANT" "IMP WHAT DID YOU DO" "*CHUCKS INTO THE VOID WHEE" "CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY" "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND THE VESSELS WILL PAY FOR IT" "I NEVER WANTED TO LIE TO YOU" "I CRI EVERYTINE" "ALYIMP IS SO CUTE!!!!!! SCREEEE!!!" and "WHEE WHOO WHEE WHOO".

"So what series have you been watching lately?"
"Uh... Twelve?"
"What? Like thr time?"
"No! The PMV Series"
"What?"
"HAHAHA We have a lot to talk about..."

by CringyKrypton June 4, 2018