Milford Tumbleweed

When you ejaculate in the shower and the cum gets mixed in with the hair at the bottom to form a cummy hairball.

I used the bathroom after my brother and found a Milford Tumbleweed in the shower.

by Tumbleweed Guy August 26, 2025

Russian Tumbleweed

Plastic beer keg that detonates due to gas pressure; commonly found in Eastern Europe.

"have you seen my dog?"
"russian tumbleweed got him"

by InfraredRose December 18, 2025

Blown Like Tumbleweed

An act of fellatio of mind altering and physically shattering intensity. One that leaves the recipient like the tumbleweed that is at the mercy of the desert winds, simply blown away.

I was blown like tumbleweed. I felt like I was floating on air. She’s gifted, best blow job I ever had.

by mrforde December 31, 2023

Rumbleweed

A "Rumbleweed" is what martial artists, particularly Brazilian Jiu-jitsu practitioners will recognize as a random hairball that goes rolling-by, like a tumbleweed, during training. The "Rumbleweed," is the accumulation of everyone's hair, from grappling "rumbling." And, somehow, it always ends-up in a ball, rolling around the mats.

"I don't think Professor swept the mats. That's the third "Rumbleweed," I've seen today!" "Hey, there goes a "Rumbleweed!"

by Valhalla MMA May 3, 2019

Lake county dirty tumble weed

A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.

Be careful of the lake county dirty tumble weeds Peter, they will scar your dick and make you a loser!

by Ihatetweakers July 18, 2021

tumbleweave

When two girls get into a fight and rip out each others' weave, leaving the clumps behind such that they blow around in the wind. Reminiscent of tumbleweed, hence the name. Oftentimes a trail of tumbleweave leads to the scene of the epic battle.

After Shaniqua and Tequesta fought viciously over Tyrone, red and black tumbleweave littered the ground.

by XxXsexxxehBabehGanstugTyroneXx January 6, 2009

Pissing Tumbleweeds

Expression used for a male or female that has not had sexual interaction with another person in a long time. Much like in old western films, tumbleweeds are a symbol of barren and dry land. Your nether regions feel much like such a land when in this physical state. Ergo, pissing tumbleweeds.

"Dude, I haven't had any action in like, months. I'm pissing tumbleweeds."

"Are you kidding me? I went to a private Catholic high school. I was pissing tumbleweeds for four years!"

by AlsnStvn July 19, 2009