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Tonka Turtle

A large feminine physique, with a round tummy, ugly face, likes there food and a hump in the back. Usually a stage 5 clinger. Also usually pleased with a purchase of french fries.
Wowww there are tonka turtles everywhere! Look at them eating their frenchhh fries
by schifo December 27, 2010
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

A very good '80s Cartoon show (based on comics) that came back into popularity lately with newer wave of teenagers/Hot Topic Kids saying it was "Teh Sex". If you are younger than 18 as of 2006 more than likly you did not grow up with them and should shove it.
I used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my brother all the time growing up. Along with Dark Wing Duck, Tail Spin, X-men, and Legends of the Hidden Temple.
by Lauraness June 11, 2006
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bishop in a turtleneck

The uncircumsized penis. First used in Hedwig and the Angry Inch
"Hedwig: Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at
my little Bishop-in-a-turtleneck."
by kith September 12, 2004
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ninja turtle sex

Sex with backpacks on
Want to do some ninja turtle sex?
Sure, let me get my backpack!
by DanKuren June 3, 2016
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Nuclear Turtle

A nuclear turtle refers to a nuclear turd that won't quite launch. The missile is armed, the silo doors are open, but instead of launching, the head of the nuclear turd peeks out, much like a turtle in its shell. At this point, the nuclear turd has morphed into a nuclear turtle.
The silo doors are open, but my nuclear turd won't launch, looks like I've got a nuclear turtle.

I've been waiting on this nuclear turd for half an hour, I guess its now officially a nuclear turtle.
by Dr. Strangedump October 20, 2010
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turtle head

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!
by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003
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box turtle

A prefix attached to the names of anti-gay conservatives who tend to use absurd comparisons between bestiality and same-sex marriage to vilify gays and lesbians.

Origins: Prepared remarks for Senator John Cornyn (R-TX) to be delivered to the Heritage Foundation included the following statement:

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

Although Cornyn never used the remarks, the speech caught attention on liberal blogs, especially after the speechwriter, Ben Domenech, was fired from the WashingtonPost.com blog for his history of plagiarism. It is still not clear whether the box turtle remark was original to Domenech, or lifted from somewhere else.
Box Turtle Ben is a fine patriot, and a loyal supporter of Our Dear Leader.
by corprip April 20, 2006
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