A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.
"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."
by Capt'n save-a-ho March 7, 2018
Guy 1:Man, last night I was calling Vanessa to try and hit and I totally had a Tooty Booty Call! She laughed and told me she was tired, think I ruined my chances..
Guy 2: Hahaha, you fuckin loser!
Guy 2: Hahaha, you fuckin loser!
by KoltOmegle July 22, 2022
Character 1: “I will never eat ass again! That shit tastes like shit!”
Distinguished Gentleman: “Hey bro, just do a tooty fruity. The flavor is immaculate.”
Distinguished Gentleman: “Hey bro, just do a tooty fruity. The flavor is immaculate.”
by Super_slurper3000 March 25, 2023
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by Tootieee March 24, 2022
something/someone cute, comes from cutie paTOOTIE. Can be used for friends, celebs, pets etc doesn't matter, as long as it's tootie.
by lemqnshark May 29, 2023