Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

Toobin

When you show your junk on a Zoom or Skype call.

John didn’t realize he was toobin in this mornings Zoom meeting.

by Frizzo1000 October 19, 2020

Toobin

Passing a dookie or other bodily fluid while attending a video conference. Clothing is optional.

I just passed the fattest Toobin while on that meeting call.

by Big Cat 911 October 20, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating in front of a computer while the camera is active, either purposefully or accidentally, because let's face it, it's not like you'll get any sympathy if you say it was accidental.

I got caught toobin' on a company Zoom call and I don't know what's worse, the humiliation I feel right now or the humiliation I'll feel on every job interview for the rest of my life.

by fakesecretdonkey October 20, 2020

Toobin'

To masturbate at work. More specifically, to masturbate during a work meeting, conference call, Zoom meeting, or similar, a la Jeffrey Toobin.

Today's Zoom meeting was endlessly boring and unnecessary, so I decided to kill some time by Toobin' for a bit.

by kb1035 October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating during an online video computer meeting or class. Especially a zoom meeting.

I thought I was muted, but my teacher caught me Toobin during math class and I got suspended.

by Beachbum October 20, 2020

Toobin

Beating your meat live on a business video call as your coworkers watch.

Excuse me Boss, I’m about to pull a Toobin.

by y.cole October 20, 2020