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Tobias

Ugh he’s always a Tobias
by Thickstine69 March 26, 2019
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Tobias is a short and sweet guy.
A Tobias usually is around 150cm tall
Oh do you ser that sexy midget over there? Yes, he must be Tobias
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short twig with no dog
tobias means tobbi
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Tobias is a gamer addict and an nerd who usally is very small.

He sticks to the "cool kids" to try being "cool" but he almost everytime gets rejected and ends up with the dorks.

He tries very hard to get girls but fails everytime.

The stereotypical tobias usally wears glasses and have blond or greasy dark hair.

Tobias usally don't get laid until the age of 30 when he pays a prostitute for 10 minutes.
He has a tendency of getting people feeling akward and his a wannabe fart master.
"Who was that anyway?"
"I don't know just ignore him. He must be a Tobias"

"I have never seen that guy before"
"He must be a Tobias"
by DePablo666 March 22, 2017
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tobias hörner

if youll ever meet someone called tobias hörner... FCK HIM SO FCKING HARD. Hes just the sexiest Person youll ever know. Every Girl loves him and every guy is envy when he sees his ass.
wow this guy is NICE . he has to be a TOBIAS HÖRNER
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A person with very large nipples. Its liek a girl in early puperty where the nipples just pop out. People named Tobias usually have verry small dick's. They also usually have suicidal thoughts.
Tobias is a very weird looking guy.
by WeirdGuy22 February 13, 2023
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Er ist sehr sexy und alle Frauen stehen auf ihn. Genauso hat er einen großen Schwanz. Her ist stärker als Chuck Norris
Tobias ist der beste Mann auf der ganzen Welt
by Max_12345 January 2, 2017
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