Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.
RUN ITS TOBIAS THE TOASTER
by Tobias sune Andersen’s friend December 10, 2020
When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.
Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.
by Strudel Lover 69 January 24, 2019
A funny quote found on youtube on some very low quality videos. Destinated to be hated in a few years since now everyone is spoiling it on every fucking video as 90% of people in the world have no creativity
*Clicks on dat face soldier video*
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster
by XxLorDxX October 23, 2011
Wow, is that being filmed with a toaster?!
by Hhgoal October 02, 2015
Attack toaster is a sexual identity where you are hot like a toaster and feisty and ready to attack. Also, your body is covered in metal and plugs into a wall. If you don't agree with me then you have big gay and deserve to die in a hole because you are a toasterphobic gaywad.
Person 1: I sexually identify as an attack toaster
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!
Person 2: Thats okay, im not a toasterphobic gaywad!
by finchyyy May 16, 2018
To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.
by UrbanDictionaryDweller December 04, 2016
by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009