goon wake up time

the time when goons usually wake up, generally late and belligerent.

if from ole miss term used is goon rush hour (5:00)

man theese goons be strait merkin... is it goon wake up time?

by thatolemiss nigga November 12, 2009

Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

WAKE UP its the first of the month

One of Playboi Cartis songs

WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH

by Teki September 01, 2021

alabama balls to wall wake up call

Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.

I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.

by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020

Wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy

When one wakes up with a roaring hangover, typically next to more than one girl who could only be attractive after copious drinking.
Usually used for the day after St. Patrick's Day.

Fergus: That was some party last night, eh laddie?
Liam: Aye, but then I had to wake up in the morning feeling like O'Diddy!

by Comrade64 March 18, 2015

Wake tf up

👏🏾WAKE. 👏🏾THE FUCK. 👏🏾UP.

Person 1: Wake tf up
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: WAKE. THE FUCK. UP.

by ✨P e e B r e a t h✨ November 21, 2020

wake me up

When a cringeworthy Emo kid thinks he's the only person worthy of society, or some shit like that.

Johnny: Just wake me up.
Jack: You, you hell no.

by SagaFraga April 12, 2016