Chris

A person who is big and a bowling GOD.

I met this guy early he was chris.

by some awsome kid you dont know September 03, 2008

chris

the guy with most definitions on UD. So far 734 and climbing he must not have much to do.

wow that chris guy must have a ton of extra time.

by superninjapenguin March 01, 2007

Chris

ugly & inbred stoner, broke into first stop and got caught

"Chris just egged Mrs. Hatten's house, oh wait that was Bryce."

by hotbabe2169 February 21, 2017

chris

He is the fattest person who walks into McDonald's. All the other fat people see him as a god. All the the skinny people see him as a kid with type 2 diabetes. every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner Chris does the 50 Mcnugget challenge.

Yo, that has to be a Chris

It is the god Chris!

by Swagolish May 09, 2015

Chris

Chris is a guy who is good at everything. especially art! the person standing over your shoulder telling you "DO IT DO IT" someone that pushes everyone else. the life of the party. Chris can get anyone to smile :) also known as Mr.Smooth. the ladies love him.

"he pulled a Chris"

by kmarttttt February 03, 2010

Chris

The most awesome guy that is on the earth. He has great looks he just doesn't relize it. He is an awesome lacrosse player. He may not be smart in school but he has a kind heart and You will always have fun with him no matter what. He can make you laugh when your sad. He is amazing.

P.S. I love you Chris

Friend: Guess what? I finally kissed Brad!

Me: Yay!! I talked to Chris for 4 hours last night!

Friend: LUCKY!!! I am SO jealous!!!

by Emmerz or Emmie or Em May 31, 2010

Chris

Fuck Chris! He is gay! He lies about a lot of shit. He lies and shit lies about the most unbelievable things.

Ex
Chris: I am going die
Me: fuck you nigga

by Chrisdaliar August 28, 2015