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Grave knobbing

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.
My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!
by Parksman0606 February 8, 2019
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Grave bang

When you dig up a body and proceed to skull fuck it
"i totally just had an awesome grave bang with your grandma"-George
"your late mom was an excellent grave bang"
by I slept with death March 22, 2022
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grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable
guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!
by bambo15 April 21, 2017
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richie graves

guy that cant stop playing with himself but yet has a small penis,gets all the girls until he gets them in bed and they realize how small of a penis he has.wont shut up and is always bothering someone.thinks he is a big shot but to tell you the truth he's not.
richie graves is a total wierdo
by patriotsfan819 May 27, 2015
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grave crime

a very serious crime for which a person will normally be sent to the Crown Court for trial e.g., robbery, murder or indecent assault
'The Korean Central News Agency said... that the court found the two US Journalist women guilty of committing an unspecified "grave crime" and illegally crossing into North Korea.'
by Sharp12 June 8, 2009
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To De Grave

TDG is commonly used amongst girls who like to tell the world what 'click' they belong to and how close they all are, by writing their name and their best friends' names, and then writing BMA TDG underneath.
By either writing it down, or typing it on your computer.
TDG is usually followed after 'BMA' is writen down.
FIONA + ELLEN + NIKI + CAROLINE + CLARE + MEG = BMA TDG!! (To De Grave)!!
by itsmegantbh February 23, 2009
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grave-rocker

Person who dates a considerably older person for monetary gain and/or status.
Anna Nicole Smith was a total grave-rocker chasing after Old Man Marshall.
by Guinness08 November 25, 2009
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