The most ravenous form of thirst known to man caused by such extreme dehydration that one's scrotum and testicles cannot possibly sweat any more and may even start to shrivel.
Guy 1: Dood, I've been running from my crazy ex girlfriend all day in the hot sun and I finally shook her..., am I ever balls thirsty!!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!
by Waterman73 April 27, 2015
Get the Balls Thirstymug. When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.
I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.
by Ginger Bear September 5, 2018
Get the Thirsty Squirrelmug. 1. To exhibit a pronounced hunger for another person's property by staring.
2. Staring longingly at an object or person.
3. Using your eyes to follow a person walking past
2. Staring longingly at an object or person.
3. Using your eyes to follow a person walking past
by ChefCL September 7, 2010
Get the Thirsty-Eyedmug. The stale, slightly sour smell a person gets when they have dry mouth from lack of water or other beverages.
by lickwidsnake June 16, 2011
Get the Thirsty Breathmug. by whoopwhoop123456 January 6, 2012
Get the get thirstymug. by omis September 8, 2009
Get the snake thirstymug. Being extremely thirsty and dehydrated. This is compared to a walrus because they must venture out on land to find a fresh water source.
by Cool smart guy June 5, 2014
Get the thirsty as a walrusmug.