labia surfer

a guy who gets alot of pussy and looks good doing it.

that guy sees more pink flappy than a toilet seat,hes a real "labia surfer!"

by Shad Shores March 19, 2004

cellulite surfer

a guy who periodically sleeps with fat chicks. Like the fat joke about "riding the wave all the way in".

Aw man, Dave is such a cellulite surfer. What is up with that?

I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.

by fist taco October 4, 2010

rainbow surfer

1. a gay, homosexual, faggot, queer person.

2. one who surfs rainbows

"dude ur such a rainbow surfer for playin gaylo (halo) all day!"

by Joseph BAMF February 27, 2009

Puddle Surfer

One who partakes in the act of smoking Methamphetamine. Twisting the pipe to form a wave-like puddle that is surfed by the infinite BIC, torch, candle, stove, or any other hot enough source to melt crystal.

If you are reading this and experiencing a feeling of intrigue, entertainment, awe, anxiety, etc. then you are more than likely a Puddle Surfer riding the everlasting dope wave on a SICK ONE and/or an excellent candidate to join in on our clandestine grimey yet oh so amusingly slandered lifestyle.

by SafetyHazard June 30, 2011

Surfer Dude

A dude who surfs.

Look at that surfer dude surfing!

by Beeblebrox4President August 17, 2017

Life Surfer

One who engages in Life Surfing.

A lifestyle choice diagnosable by

1. a lack of objective self reflection.
2. one who does not factor their affect on
others in their actions.
3. excessive obliviousness

Marcia is a life surfer, she only notices things that knock her off her board.

Life surfers never care to hear the complexity of an issue, they like it cut and dry.

by emand January 22, 2009

wardrobe surfer

Somone who wear surf clothes but has never surfed in their life!

by Anonymous May 4, 2003