Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!

by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010

sacred saturday

When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.

Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays

by BallsofHorror November 15, 2014

Sacred Sauce

That type of sauce that only true Gourmet Food Review fans know about

Oh man he really did it good with that Sacred Sauce again.

by GourmetFoodReviews December 5, 2016

sacred beast

A sexual rank beast who lurks in alley ways and smells vunverability on young females (aged 11-12) who have just started pubity.

This "TERROR" of his (BOSS END)which lives among us maybe described as mythical, because this beast has only ever been seen once by the naked eye and there for sacred for the rest of humanity, however comes to life once every decade to bring pain and fear to the young females. The oduer which leaks from the pours of his peni is high in acidity and causes extreme "PINK EYE'' . This oder is so putrid it makes the smell of ''auschwitz''plesant.

Sacred Beast Fucked my Little Sister.

by The Sacred Beast August 10, 2017

Sacred Blake

A name reserved for the most legendary of legends. The founding father of the modern religion of Blakeism. Sets school records so he can break them over and over again

Oh Sacred Blake you are such a legendary legend, oh sacred sacred Blake

by Cookiesqndcream1316 December 23, 2018

Sacred Heart Girls

Catholic school girls who are known for being lesbian. Scared heart girls are fit but you never know who’s lesbian and who’s not. But not all of them are lesbian don’t be fooled lads. You can tell who they are by their skirts year 7s are nuns when year 10 and 11 are full on sluts. Their teachers care more about their skirt length than their education but overall a good school to go

Scared Heart is lesbian school
Do you see how long that sacred heart girls skirt is

by father morris November 8, 2019

Sacred sluts

White bitches that think there black🤣 them lil sluts try to pull npbh boys but npgh gurls are way sexyer🥵

Damm there spray tans be orange af

Poo is that fishy teke I smell must be them sacred sluts

by Npghs 🤫 September 5, 2019