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Remoted

After being demoted at work. A person can be remoted. Meaning brought back up to their original position.
Did you hear the news? Liam has been remoted back up to his original job title.
by StanleyCT September 17, 2021
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Neural Remote Monitoring

It's a gps, whatever,

if someone is using it on u find emp gun, or magnet. locate chip on stalker.
by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021
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Online Game Remote

Online Game Remotes are an incredibly rare type of technology.

Most Online Game Remotes are hidden inside area 51 or other government testing areas.

The majority of moms would kill for this rare remote.

Whoever owns one of these remotes is most likely wanted buy the government.
Son, once i get ahold of one of these Online Game Remotes you and your friends will be done for.

Son! Son! I just got ahold of one of the highly rare Online Game Remotes! Cant wait to fuck up your games!
by Dhar Mannn August 20, 2021
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Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.
"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."
by IRSAgents December 27, 2024
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Remote hoarding

The habit of storing things at other’s homes or properties, typically because one is running out of space, under the guise of a long-term loan, with the idea that it will be available when needed without having to store at one’s own home or property.
Nathan knew that Shawn and his girlfriend wanted to start kayaking, so he offered to lend Shawn his two kayaks and let him keep them at his property under the guide of a long term loan, but as remote hoarding, Nathan’s can come get them whenever he needs to.
by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025
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The Remote

The thing that is used to turn on a TV, turn off the TV, and control the TV, It often disappears at 8:00 while you watch Cartoon Network turn into adult swim.
OH GOD KING OF THE HILL IS ON! WHERE’S THE REMOTE?!
by Abkhaz’s Definitions January 6, 2026
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losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
"crap i hate losing the tv remote"
by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025
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