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Portal of Pleasure

Another name for a lady’s pussy.
Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.
by Dutypizza March 21, 2020
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portal juice

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.
"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"
by anpotato October 16, 2020
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Golden Portal

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"
by wifepop September 11, 2021
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Portalable

A surface that you can use a Aperture Brand Portal Device on. For a surface to be portalable it needs to be moon rock harvested from the moon. Origin: The only reason this word exists is that in the portal 2 editor there was tick-box for certain surfaces to be portalable.
Example: Now that's a portalable surface!
by ADefinitionofawordithink May 23, 2021
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portal hopping

The act of moving over portals in the Ragnarok Online Alpha Test by spamming the Print Screen key.
OMG HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxx!!

stfu, n00b, he'z just p0rt4l h0ppin'z.

O. A/S/L? LOLZ!1111
by SirHawkeye May 13, 2005
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Nether portal

A structure in the game Minecraft that allows players to travel between the Overworld and the Nether, a dangerous and fiery dimension filled with hostile mobs and valuable resources. Typically built using obsidian, The portal’s frame can be anywhere from 4x5 to 23x23 obsidian blocks in size and activated with flint and steel, a Nether Portal has a purple, otherworldly glow. It’s both a means of exploring new areas and a perilous gateway where players may find themselves unexpectedly surrounded by lava, mobs, or other threats.
This is what a nether portal looks like

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⬛️🟪🟪⬛️
⬛️🟪🟪⬛️
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by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024
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Portal theory

The act of shooting one’s sperm, breaking the speed of sound and ripping black hole, teleporting down into one’s mouth and “accidentally” swallowing it.
Yo did you hear that Logan believes in Portal theory.
by El Choso November 8, 2025
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