lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 June 21, 2016

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Lumpy side hoe

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.

Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017

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lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

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Lumpy Doo

A phrase to describe the erection of a woman's clitoris during an awkward situation. Similar to a Lumpy but for woman.

Did you see that girl giving the speech she had a massive lumpy doo showing!

by Warning Guy May 19, 2021

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Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

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