Putting sausage in the freezer

Having sex with your ex-wife

John intended to simply meet up with Diane to discuss summer plans for their children but he ended up putting sausage in the freezer.

by Raw Jelly Beans September 3, 2016

Freezer Ornament

Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.

A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."

by Schmerdtz November 7, 2021

Freezer Seat

A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.

Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."

by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010

beef in the freezer

The act of putting ice cubes in that box then putting your dick in.

Marla wanted to get kinky last night so I convinced her to let me put my beef in the freezer.

by momma123 July 6, 2016

Deep Freezer

When they stick a lot of "meat" or dick in him/her

She's such a deep freezer Carol.
She let 6 people hit it last night

by Tanooki_123 July 11, 2016

freezer pops

Taking a frozen freezer pop or ice pop and putting inside your lady friend while having intercourse.

After Bob put some freezer pops inside his girlfriend, he could feel his penis get freezing cold...

by That guy who loves to love... January 12, 2016

Fortnite Freezer Fucking

Something that happens on Mabi.com

Sab is Fortnite Freezer Fucking her

by autismosis10048 July 16, 2021