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Carpenter’s Laugh

happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy
Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*
by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018
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Leaking Carpenter

When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.
Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
by ZairStorm December 6, 2019
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the carpenters arms

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree
Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"
by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022
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Carpenters

The official name for Sabrina Carpenter's idiotic fanbase.
Carpenters are known for being the most insecure fandom in history who can't praise Sabrina Carpenter without bringing down other artists who are clearly bigger than Sabrina, such as Ariana Grande, Olivia Rodrigo and Billie Eilish.
They constantly seek validation, and they genuinely believe she's the 2nd biggest female artist in the world, when she's far from that.
Instead of complimenting her like "I love Sabrina's vocals" or "Sabrina Carpenter's Short n' Sweet album was a success!", it's always some shit like "BIG BRINA SURPASSED & REPLACED ARIANA & OLIVIA & BILLIE & TAYLOR & MICHAEL JACKSON & THE BEATLES 💋💋".
They enjoy villainizing other fandoms (especially Olivia Rodrigo's fans) and painting them as cruel evil incels and even blaming the artists themselves for their fans, even though Carpenters have been incredibly racist for the past 5 years (despite many attempts to make themselves look like a poor innocent fandom that can't do any wrong.)

Another thing they're known for is lap dogging the shit out of swifties to win stan wars, just like Sabrina Carpenter does to Taylor Swift.

Overall a shitty insecure fandom who's insanely stuck in January 2021, they all love victimizing themselves despite being disgustingly racist and misogynistic themselves.
"I tried to criticize Sabrina Carpenter for referencing a movie where a child gets groomed, but Carpenters accused me of being a misogynistic incel who keeps slut shaming Sabrina?"

"That's what they usually do. They never miss a chance to pull the misogyny card."
by orangeseagull December 15, 2025
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The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
by Sparky503 March 29, 2017
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William Carpenter

Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)

Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock
by txtboy91 August 6, 2008
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mr carpenter

best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.
Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.

Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
by oakpokesyourmom October 20, 2023
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