A Waldo

A Waldo is a micro penis with herpes sores encircling it.

GG Allen pulled out his penis in front of me, it was such a Waldo.

by KirbyS November 17, 2025

Waldo

Waldo is a beautiful name...mostly used as a last name, Waldo's are beautiful and funny. They have these laugh that lights up the room.

wow is that a waldo? I love her laugh!

by 0523idk November 7, 2017

Where's waldo

When you accidentally wear a white and red striped shirt on your driver's license picture or some other important picture.

"Wow, he really where's waldo'd that yearbook picture!"

by Cookie Monster's cookie January 29, 2018

Waldo wigglestick

The act of putting your penis in the glory hole behind the loves truck stop in Waldo, Fl.

I went down to loves and did the ole Waldo wigglestick last night and got arrested by an undercover cop. Not sure why he blew me first but here we are.

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023

Waldo-ing

When someone only posts group photos on their dating profile, making it hard to determine who they are and what they look like.

This guy is totally guilty of waldo-ing – all his dating app photos are group pics! How am I supposed to know which one he is?!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

waldo weko

Leaves 4

Waldo weko leaves 4!
Doooone.

by Bribkn June 15, 2018

Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater

“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”

by TheTeam315 March 15, 2023