Valorant

A game for degenerates by the League of legend devs after being born a mistake from Counter Strike: Global Offensive and Overwatch

Hi my name's harold 🤓 wanna play that hit game valorant?

by some dude22 June 7, 2022

valorant

A tactical first-person shooter developed by Riot Games is 2020. Lots of sweats and smurfs, after Fortnite kids realized there was a new game for them to sweat at.

Person 1: Dude, there are so many smurfs in valorant.
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.

*fight starts*

by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022

VALORANT

the game we all love but at the same time hate but when you want to stop with the game you think by yourself i give to mutch fucking money to this game

kid1: he jim you come valorant
kid2: nah am not sexist racist and zesty

by electric_spectrum February 13, 2023

Forced Valor

When you force military valor upon a civillian A.K.A. Brandon Harrara

Hey did you see on the Unsubscribe Podcast how they Forced Valor upon Brandon Harrah

by TheButtonKing May 13, 2025

Valorant

A place where people meows for their online mommies and daddies

His mommy: "let's play valorant today"
I miss her:"meowsw prrr grr meow nya"

by xXGod_Slayer_Gaming_1000Xx January 8, 2025

Valorant

Valorant, 5 v 5 games with people that has a 100 second reaction time.

Man this guy has gay reaction timing in this valorant game

by DingSingSong March 11, 2021

Peak Valorant

Being the best at what your doing and getting hella puss puss.

Vincent playing peak valorant lately

by Vincentthevalpro January 7, 2022