val

val is the most sexiest person you will ever meet. she never admits to being rich

Guy 1: Val is so sexy.
Me (an alpha chad): Don't talk about my girlfriend like that brp

by swagernova March 23, 2022

Val

An abbreviation for "horny ass motherfucker"

Val to the left, val to the right. This is a stripclub alright!

by Mehssengerr June 20, 2021

rumer and val

Rumer and Val are two names for people who are clumsy, weird, different but still know how to have fun.

Mackenzie: "Hey, who are those people?"
Samantha: "I think their names are Rumer and Val."

by Rv1624 March 14, 2017

val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.

wow i love val's cousin

by xignotic April 14, 2025

Val

Could be an abbreviation of ‘Valarie’ or ‘Valerie’ or maybe just ‘val’ in general, they’re overall kind and caring but protective when they need to be. Val can seem confident and extroverted, but that’s because of their need to be seen as a hero

Person1: oh I’m seeing my gf tonight

Person2: that’s nice, what is her name?
Person1:val
Person2:lucky you, you should keep her!

by Cat enjoyer :) January 23, 2022

Doing a Val

When a girl goes along with the flow just cuz "we're friends" or "I took pity". Eventually ending up in a situation where its awkward for everyone.

Sam is doing a Val and dating a 30-year-old again.

by TrashyKing July 4, 2021

Valentine (Val)

An Emo boy who writes books about gay people

Valentine: guys look! I, hit author, Valentine, has written this book!
Anyone ever: fuck off Valentine (Val)!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022