A Private Pooper is someone who claims to never shit, and is never seen going to the bathroom and taking the long time needed for a shit.
One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.
Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.
Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.
Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.
Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.
Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.
Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
Joe: Michael, you're taking longer in the bathroom than normal!
Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.
Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!
Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.
Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.
Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!
Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.
Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
by Dude-guy April 04, 2009
The word coined by wordTom/word
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by larstait October 28, 2003
Pronunciation: 'pü-p&r-'dü-p&r
Function: adjective
Etymology: reduplication of super-pooper
Definition: pooper of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, or impressiveness
Function: adjective
Etymology: reduplication of super-pooper
Definition: pooper of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, or impressiveness
Noone could have guessed that this seemingly refined and well-mannered young man was actually the world's most prominent pooper-duper!
by Pooper-duper July 16, 2007
by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
The Pooper Scooper is a dominant male who is known for anal sex. There can only be one "Pooper Scooper" at a time. The Pooper Scooper is a ranking title and is the top rank of all men.
Mike: Yo Anthony! Word on the street is you are "The Pooper Scooper"!
Anthony: Hell yeah, I just did anal with this big booty bitch last night!
Anthony: Hell yeah, I just did anal with this big booty bitch last night!
by TheOfficialJasonS January 30, 2015
1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.
poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 04, 2010
by ApolloEz November 06, 2018