douche maneuver

An action that results in becoming a douchebag.

Ted locks the car door before Ben can get in.

Bed: Dude, that was a total douche maneuver.

by Psyche521 January 26, 2009

the slipknot maneuver

while the penis is flaccid, you are able to bend and twist it into a knot, either for sexual pleasure or curiosity.

"yea man, she gave me the slipknot maneuver last night, hurt like hell."

by dreadwood March 8, 2021

vagal maneuver

The process of rotating your cars’ arrangement in a parking lot or driveway to utilize the most efficient ordering possible; this may be done to protect against door dings on your favorite vehicle when driving one of your other many vehicles, or so you can access a different vehicle which you plan to drive.

Hey, I’m coming over but I need to pull a vagal maneuver first so I don’t lose my favorite spot.

by Little hoon November 24, 2021

McDonalds Maneuver

When a high status person conspicuously eats at a lowly or common establishment with lots of media watching in order to get public attention for being a "man/woman of the people" and close to the popular masses.

It's a form of false humility

Trump is pulling the McDonalds maneuver on his airplane again with a g6 full of bigmacs

by Human Peacocking April 12, 2023

Austyn Maneuver

When a guy flirts and makes a girl feel a giggly, then right when she falls for him. He acts like a jerk and blows her off.

"Hey arent they going out?"
"nope, hes just pulling the 'Austyn Maneuver' again"
"really? i feel bad for her"
"i do too."

by sexyakchicka January 16, 2010

cunt maneuver

It's when a girl does anything to piss you off. This can range from making you buy her dinner to fucking your best friend.

Person 1: Dude I was supposed to hang out with Kristy tonight but she said she was already at her guy friend's house.
Person 2: Wow, she pulled a cunt maneuver.

by Branch Snapper March 6, 2009

waffle maneuver

a waffle maneuver is where you pour waffle or pancake batter into a womens vagina or anus and eat it out

I asked Danielle if she would let me do the waffle maneuver.
or
He asked me to do the waffle maneuver to her and I said of course it feels so good.

by teh ownerer leetsauce dude May 27, 2008