If you have a guy named Jesus , then you should keep him in your life. They are special people because they will be there for you whether you’re sad, happy or disappointed. They are tall with kindness personality and warm smile. Jesus are hard to find ,but if you have them as friends or boyfriend, you don’t need another guy to hangout rather than Jesus. :) <3
by Ruthie_TheSadGirl4 April 6, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. "Jesus, will u go out with me?"
"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "
"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "
"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "
"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "
by s-elarson February 13, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. Hello,JESUS 😂😂
by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf
by Tioshsjwk May 25, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.
Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!
by DoggoSacrilege December 12, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. 