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Up to Dove

You are 'up to dove' when you're not drunk, stoned or hungover.
Guy 1: "How are you feeling? You drank a lot last night."
Guy 2: "I'm not really feeling up to dove."
by not_ben_ra May 19, 2016
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dove fart

by Mr glass1 September 3, 2016
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Wet dove

When a girl queefs and shes lose
He went down on her and she wet doved his face
by Sexh jedi December 7, 2017
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Throwing the dove

when people pose with a peace sign for a picture, most often under the influence of alcohol
Girls were throwing the dove in every tagged facebook picture. Nonni threw the dove on spring break 09. Throwing the dove will be the next waving goodbye.
by $TBooty June 5, 2009
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Dove Glove

a glove filled with hand cream (ie Dove hand cream) worn by a man to keep his hand soft for the pleasure of a woman (or himself)
Curley from 'Of Mice and Men' wore a glove of Vaseline on his right hand.

"bob wore a dove glove so his hand was soft for fingering his wife
by Super Nintendo Chalmers March 19, 2011
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lonesome dove

While wearing a cowboy hat.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.
Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as there rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex:

I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016
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the Dove men

As shown on conan o'brien on the 18th of august. a parody of the dove firming cream women. Full-size men
that guy should join the dove men.
by Young Trubz September 6, 2005
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