He's a great guy, if your a gay fairy that like to take turns hammering this guy with his pet male unicorn.
by Flap flap flap June 12, 2018

elyssa dixon is the most swaggyest person you'll ever meet! she drinks capri sun on a daily while being the most funniest person on the planet! she doesnt even have to try, because shes that funny #l😂l. elyssa can sing ANY jacob sartorious songs!!!! HELL 👍 HOMEY
"hey is that elyssa?" "hell yeah it is!!" "WOAH SHES SINGING SWEATSHIRT BY JACOB SWAGGY"
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love
elyssa dixon can sing.
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love
elyssa dixon can sing.
by elyssasswagdog March 12, 2021

bald.
by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

The Ashley Dixon was discovered when I started twerking on a bbw lady to "turn down for what" as a joke, then when a moan came out, I stopped, looked at my buddy and shrugged, then kept going till she screamed.
by Major Measure April 9, 2022
